Hollywood Haikus

I.

"I am big," she said.

"It's the pictures that got small."

Here comes your close-up.

 

II.

The leading man's face

Appears shrouded, black and white--

Chiaroscuro.

 

III.

Sanjuro went to

Italy, where he soon became

The Man With No Name.


IV.

She was a star, once.

Now they say she's just another

Sad back lot lizard.

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